You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
If Benedict Cumberbatch (a man who used to say “Oh Crumpets!”) is now seeing how many swear words he can fit into one four-minute interview as well as pinching your arse and flipping you off in public, who, exactly, do you think is to blame for that, Martin?!?